Bumper Sticker Jokes

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.


Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply


I'm just driving this way to get you mad.


Keep honking, I'm reloading.


Hang up and drive.


Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.


Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.


I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.