Bumper Sticker Jokes

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?


Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.


A closed mouth gathers no feet.


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


A penny saved is ridiculous.


All that glitters has a high refractive index.


Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


Anarchy is better than no government at all.


Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.


Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.