Bumper Sticker Jokes

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."


Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.


Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.


Adults are just kids who owe money.


Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


You! Off my planet!


-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?