Bumper Sticker Jokes

Ambivalent? Well yes and no....


Does your train of thought have a caboose?


Is it time for your medication or mine?


I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck


How do I set the laser printer to stun?


I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....


Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.


Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.


I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.


And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?