Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




His brain could be the perfect dielectric.


His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock.


His brain would rattle around in a gnat's navel.


His buffer is full.


His clutch is slipping.


His data bus stops for red lights.


His deck has no face cards.


His elevator is stuck between floors.


His face is on a coin... On the edge.


His family wasn't dysfunctional until he arrived.


His freelist is empty.


His gene line isn't just dead, it's extinct.


His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. -- Robin Williams


His grey matter is brown / doesn't matter.


His head whistles in a cross wind.






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