Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Her stack has been corrupted.


Her synapses are about |that| far apart.


Her system file has zero bytes.


Her tires are a little low.


Her wipers don't touch the glass.


Her word length is zero bits.


Hid behind the door when they passed out brains.


High relative humidity... He's lost in a fog.


His .sig is long, boring, and stupid, but it's the best part of his postings.


His access light's on, but the drive isn't spinning / is still spinning up.


His accumulator overflows at zero.


His actual mileage varies.


His antenna/radio doesn't pick up all the channels/stations.


His boot block is in a bad sector.


His brackets are mismatched.






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