Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




His home planet is flat.


His IQ is a false positive.


His jack can't get the car off the ground.


His mind is a few Hertz off its assigned frequency.


His mind is great at error magnification.


His mind is less substantial than the Emperor's new clothes.


His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.


His mind is write-protected/write-only.


His mind reached escape velocity and achieved orbit.


His mind wandered and never came back.


His motto is: Space, the final frontier.


His mouth rarely makes calls to his brain.


His outgoing message starts with, "Hello, Mr. Answering Machine."


His page was intentionally left blank.


His picture is in the dictionary under "zero".






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