Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.


An XT clone in a Pentium zone.


Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped.


Answers the door when the phone rings.


Any slower and he'd be in reverse. -- Gignac


As a baby his parents stood him on his soft spot.


As bent as a corkscrew.


As bright as a nightlight / small appliance bulb / tulip bulb.


As happy as if he had brains.


As happy as the village idiot.


As much use as a back pocket in a vest. (Very English.)


As much use as a lead parachute.


As quick as a corpse.


As rare as a nine bob note. (Very English.)


As sharp as a marble / bowling ball / beachball / pin head / wet sponge / bowl of Jello / mashed potato sandwich, and twice as smart.






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