Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




As sharp as a sack full of wet mice. -- Foghorn Leghorn


As smart as a politician/lawyer is honest.


As smart as bait / an automatic email responder script.


As smart as Christie Brinkley is ugly.


As thick as champ. (Irish; champ is mostly mashed spuds and cabbage.)


As thick as two short planks / two half bricks.


As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.


Attic's a little dusty.


Back burners not fully operating.


Bad spot on the disk.


Baler done run out of twine.


Bandwidth limited.


Barney's his hero.


Bats have flown the belfry, and now he's all alone.


Bats in the belfry.






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