Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




All wax and no wick.


Alphabetizes junk mail / T-shirts / canonical lists.


Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.


Always loses battles of wits because he's unarmed.


Always needs to have jokes explained.


Always sharpening his sleeping skills.


An 8080 in a 68000 environment.


An alligator. (All mouth, no ears.)


An Apple //e on UUCP.


An early example of the Peter Principle.


An ego like a black hole.


An example of how the dinosaurs survived for millions of years with walnut sized brains.


An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.


An expert on the historical significance of cottage cheese.


An inch short and a stroke early.






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