Sick Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.


All right, you can take another slice.




Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.


Shut up and keep eating.




Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.


Shut up and stop squirming.




Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.


Shut up. I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door.


[Alt answer] Shut up and get the maple syrup.




"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."


"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."