Sick Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head?


Don't worry. Take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.




Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?


You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.




Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?


Shut up and get back in the sack!




Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't?


Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too!




Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!