Sick Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!


Shut up and eat your french fries!




Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?


Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.




Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy?


Shut up, you little snot.




Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister!


Shut up, and keep eating!




Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!


Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today!