Sick Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!


Shut up and step on the gas!




Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!


Shut up and get back in the barrel!




Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?


Shut up and get back in the barrel!




Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!


Shut up and eat your hamburger!




Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?


Shut up and search the sand traps!