Sick Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.


Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!




Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?


Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.




Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?


Shut up and keep flushing.




Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!


Shut up and get the marshmallows!




Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!


Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!