Sick Jokes

There was once a mom that had 3 kids: the first comes over and asks "Mommy, why did you name me Rose?" so the mother replied, "Right after you were born a rose fell on you"! The second child comes over and says "Mommy why did you name me Jasmine?" so the mother answered it's because a jasmine fell on the child when she was born. Then from the other room the third child said "graaaagraajkdhahbaaa" so the mother yelled "Quiet refrigerator!"

Submitted by Batya