Kid Jokes

A ghost joke

This woman wanted to marry a ghost.

I don't know what possessed her!





A witch joke

Have you heard about the good weather witch?

She's forecasting sunny spells!





A cannibal joke

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?

Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!





A witch joke

How do witches tell the time?

By looking at their witch watches!





A vampire joke

What was the Californian vampire hippy like?

He was ghoul man, real ghoul!





A witch joke

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to see which witch is witch!





A Halloween joke

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for "tick or tweet"!