Kid Jokes

What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?


The bartender said Sorry sir, we do not serve spirits here!




Why did the cannibal live on his own?


He was fed up with other people!




What is a witches favorite pop group?


Broomski Beat!




What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?


No one moved, they could not stir without her!




What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?


A witch dressed as a cucumber!



Why does Dracula have no friends?


Because he is a pain in the neck!




How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?


When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes!