Police Jokes

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:


Man: What's the problem officer?


Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.


Man: No sir, I was going 65.


Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.


(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)


Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.


Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!


Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.


(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)


Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.


Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.


Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.


Man: Shut your mouth, woman!


Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?


Wife: No, only when he's drunk.