Police Jokes

Police Jokes

Police jokes and humor, ranging in topics from scary criminals to drunks. You'll even find police jokes about catching drunk drivers, investigating criminals, catching shoplifters, running from police, and more!



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  • Don't say this to a cop
  • Swerve to avoid a box
  • Looking into their eyes
  • Dealing with criminals
  • Partner takes vacation
  • New person in prison
  • Wife helps out the cop
  • Catching the shoplifter
  • He's drunk at the bar
  • Getting a new deputy
  • Working in the garden
  • Catch a drunk driver
  • Prison vs. a housewife
  • Lost far from a home
  • Getting in an accident
  • Dealing with a juggler
  • Should have glasses
  • The reason for running
  • Rookie is on the job
  • Try to catch the rabbit
  • He is extremely drunk
  • A prisoner with skills
  • A test for being drunk
  • Breaking into a house
  • Go give us a donation
  • Time for the wedding
  • Prison vs. full-time job
  • Where is your wife?
  • How fast was I going?
  • Undercover detective
  • Judge has some fun
  • Excuse for speeding
  • Warning all shoplifters
  • Choose a punishment
  • Request before death
  • Very stupid robbers
  • Chatting on the plane
  • The new CIA agents
  • Purchasing the brain
  • Policemen in Heaven
  • Charged for speeding
  • Make a last request
  • Don't arrest the judge
  • Lawyers get robbed
  • Debate the stop sign
  • Police chief hates you
  • Steal from this family
  • Robber met animals
  • The woman is on fire
  • The highly-skilled fly
  • A story behind a gun
  • You're in big trouble
  • Try to spell that name
  • Some stupid truckers
  • Please show the I.D.
  • Stupid drunk blonde
  • Watching for suicide
  • Strange name for cats
  • Knitting and driving
  • Criminal steals lumber
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  • Testing a new recruit
  • He's a drunk driver
  • Stealing from a store
  • Government is there
  • Some police quotes
  • Where are you from?
  • I have lost my father
  • New Miranda rights
  • Holmes investigation
  • Caught for speeding
  • Police officer's foods
  • Please describe him
  • How to charge them
  • You're back again?
  • Headline in the paper
  • Stuck under a bridge
  • Pictures from police
  • Stopping the hillbilly
  • Explaining his claim
  • Identify the problem
  • Trust a fellow officer
  • Blonde avoiding trees
  • The animal's warning
  • Obey the speed limit
  • Thankful he's drunk
  • Lawyers are greedy
  • Do you have a bias?
  • Touring Washington
  • Stupid blonde driver
  • A blonde detective
  • Telephone accident
  • Inspecting the truck
  • An FBI investigation
  • Police are in a chase
  • Problem with a dog
  • Dealing with trouble
  • K9 is for assistance
  • I'm going to lecture
  • Crying about life
  • Reading scripture
  • Explain it yourself
  • Stop drunk drivers
  • Rob a supermarket
  • All strange names
  • Go save my friend
  • Why the big fight?
  • Better prison foods
  • Outrageous lying
  • F.B.I. phone logs
  • Tell what happened
  • What is the future
  • A missing person
  • Red fire fighter
  • Disorderly conduct

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