Police Jokes

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.


Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.


The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.


The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out.


You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley.


I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."


The new man asked, "What happened?"


"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"