Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many experienced computer users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Why do they have to keep changing it ? Every bloody week. You'd've thought they'd have learnt by now, if it's not broken they shouldn't bugger about with it. What's that ? It WAS broken this time you say ? *Blush*




Q: How many PC users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first.




Q: How many municipal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to screw in lightbulbs.




Q: How many fat-cat factory owners does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The replacement bulbs have refused to cross the union picket lines.




Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Sod you! That's the electrician's job.




Q: How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs.




Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.




Q: How many sado-masochists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to hold it and one to kick the chair out from under him.