Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: "The user can work it out."




Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.




Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: It should be obvious to an intelligent user.




Q: How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: "Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem ?..."




Q: How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: I'm sorry, we don't support that kind of lighting technology.




Q: How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong . . . have you tried the light switch?




Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?

A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue. As soon as a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.




Q: How many first-time computer users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on.