Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many trainspotters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.




Q: How many [cricket] Test Match Special commentators does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to change it, one to eat the lovely chocolate cake sent in by the Bournemouth Womens Institute, one to say "Now when was the last time we had to change a light bulb on-air - wasn't it 1989 at Lords ?" and one to comment on the lovely red bus going down the Oxford Road.




Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it, and one to turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration.




Q: What if you have *two* dead bulbs?

A: They replace your fuse box.




Q: How many system administrators does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question.




Q: How many Systems Assurance testers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. We just noticed the room was dark. We don't fix the problems, we just find them.




Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway.




Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but first he has to determine the correct path.