Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.




Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, it only takes one person to use a hammer.




Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs.




Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in.




Q: How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it...




Q: How many public opinion researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: With what degree of certainty do you need to know?




Q: How many Greenpeace researchers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one.




Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they use light bulbs which don't burn out, so they don't know how.