Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 21. 1 to change the bulb, and 20 to provide the current.




Q: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb!




Q: Why did the lightbulb cross the road ?

A: Because it saw 2 elephants coming.




Q: How many televangelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A: None. They screw in hotel rooms.




Q: How many gas fitters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb.




Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.




Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity.




Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?