Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on anyone who infringes on the "look and feel" of the bulb changing method.




Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light.




Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None - there's no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes out with a solution.




Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Did you try rebooting with extensions off ?


Note: On the Macintosh, types of crashes can sometimes be attributed to not-quite-compatible extensions. One way to find out if one of the extensions is at fault in a crash is to reboot with extensions off and see if it crashes again.




Q: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and one to sniff the first ones' butt.




Q: How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. As long as she can get under your feet and trip you up while you're changing it.




Q: How many antelopes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.