Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many folk-dancers does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-floor when they hear the introduction to a dance they want to do.




Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times.




Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight.




Q: How many Techno dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six, one to wear it around the neck, one to bring ecstasy and give it to the dancer to distract him, one to steal the light bulb while the dancer is distracted and dazed from ecstasy, three to distract the remaining crowd so they will not try to grab the bulb.




Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they don't get up that high.




Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.




Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one.




Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.