Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better.




Q: How many female opera singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. If they sing loudly enough they'll break it.




Q: How many classical music singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None - "Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords. Have the bassist do it."




Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. (Indignant nose upturned.) Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.




Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.




Q: How many hicks from Manassas, VA does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to do it and the other three to sit around and talk about how good the old one was.




Q: How many barbershoppers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 7. 1 to change the light bulb, 4 to sing about how much they miss the old one and 2 to sell tickets to the "afterglow".




Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.