Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.




Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.




Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It all depends on the size of the grant.




Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two and a professor to take credit.




Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 lightbulbs a day.




Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.




Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that."




Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

A: 5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they know the guy who owns the socket.