Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you've got huge muscles !"




Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.




Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, but one is enough to screw up the joke.




Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Duh.... whats a lightbulb???




Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off.




Q: How many poltergeists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure.




Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: There is nothing to change.




Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.