Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.




Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.




Q: How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) does it take to change a light bulb?

A: A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it.




Q: How many striking baseball players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. All those replacement bulbs are scabs!




Q: How many Rochester residents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo.




Q: How many Buffalonians does it take to screw a in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in.




Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.




Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 5. One to change it 4 to fake it.