Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up.




Q: How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.




Q: How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

A: This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile...




Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.




Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What kind of answer did you have in mind?




Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None--just assume it's changed.




Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?

A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.




Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man?