Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Ten. One to screw in the bulb and the other nine for crowd control.




Q: How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Fifty-one to do it and the other forty-nine to proclaim it's the greatest event in the history of creation, a truly world-class bulb screwing.




Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two--one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.




Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to do it and one to cross the road.




Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch.




Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They're all far too busy crossing the road.




Q: How many kindergarden kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?




Q: How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They just paint them black and go on using them.