Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, they only screw the poor.




Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?

A: (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs. Now I have the housekeeper do it.




Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?

A: (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that... With a DuPont administration, the power of the free market will be unleashed to produce light bulbs that never need changing.




Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?

A: (Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb!




Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?

A: (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs? Let those doom-crying Democrats worry about light bulbs! [stumble over chair in the dark].