Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two--one to screw it in and one to screw it up.




Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up.




Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, we contract out for things like that.




Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Seven--one to supervise, one to arrange for the electricity to be shut off, one to make sure that safety and quality standards are maintained, one to monitor compliance with local, state, and federal regulations, one to manage personnel relations, one to fill out the paperwork and one to screw the light bulb into the water faucet.




Q: How many Quality managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why lightbulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable lightbulbs to work smarter, not harder.




Q: How many admin assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. I can't do anything unless you complete a lightbulb design change request form.