Kid Jokes

What kinds of tests do they give witches?

Hex-aminations!





Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb

Teacher: Really?, what did she say?

Son: Baa!







What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!



What do they talk about?

The good old days!





Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!







Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!