Kid Jokes

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!





What's a mushroom?

The place they store the school food!





Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?

Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!







My teacher reminds me of history

She's always repeating herself!





A math joke

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?

Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!