Kid Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!







When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?

Rust in peace!







What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!







What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!




What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!