Kid Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!





Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because his class was so bright!







1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?

2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!





Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?

He couldn't control his pupils!





Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!