Kid Jokes

A history joke

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!





You mean you need to sleep at home too!



Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!





A history joke

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!





Why does history keep repeating itself?

Because we weren't listening the first time!





Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!

Pupil: A reindeer

Teacher: Good, now name another.

Class: Another reindeer!