Kid Jokes

A math joke

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?

None, they were all copycats!





A history joke

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!





Father: How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!





A history joke

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!





A math joke

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?

Class: At once!