Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tis.

Tis who?

Tis who is good to blow your nose with.



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Toast!

Toast who?

Toast where the days!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Toby!

Toby who?

Toby or not toby, that is the question!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tolkien!

Tolkien who?

Tolkiens get you on the subway!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tom Sawyer!

Tom Sawyer who?

Tom Sawyer underwear!