Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Toothy!

Toothy who?

Toothy the day after Monday!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Torch!

Torch who?

Torch you'd never ask!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Toronto!

Toronto who?

Toronto be a law against Knock Knock

jokes!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Toucan!

Toucan who?

Toucan play at this game!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Toyota!

Toyota who?

Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!