Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Thumb!

Thumb who?

Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Thumpin!

Thumping who?

Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Thurston!

Thurston who?

Thurston and hungerin'!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tibet!

Tibet who?

Early Tibet and early to rise!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tinker Bell!

Tinker Bell who?

Tinker Bell is out of order!