Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Plums!

Plums who?

Plums me that we'll always be friends!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Police!

Police who?

Police open up the door!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Possum!

Possum who?

Possum peace pipe!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Prussia!

Prussia who?

Prussia cooker!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Punch!

Punch who?

Not me - I just got here!