Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pyjamas!

Pyjamas who?

Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Quacker!

Quacker who?

Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Quebec!

Quebec who?

Quebec to the end of the line!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Quiet Tina!

Quiet Tina who?

Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Rabbit!

Rabbit who?

Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!