Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Phoebe!

Phoebe who?

Phoebe too expensive for me!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Phyllis!

Phyllis who!

Phyllis in on the news!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ping Pong!

Ping Pong who?

Ping Pong the witch is dead....!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pizza!

Pizza who?

Pizza the pie!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Plato!

Plato who?

Plato fish and chips please!