Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Peru!

Peru who?

Peru your point!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pharaoh!

Pharaoh who?

Pharaoh enough!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Phineas!

Phineas who?

Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Philip!

Philip who?

Philip my glass will you please!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Philippa!

Philippa who?

Philippa will you, I need a bath!