Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hoffman!

Hoffman who?

I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Holland!

Holland who?

Holland you going to make me wait out here!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hollis!

Hollis who?

Hollis forgiven, come back home!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Holly!

Holly who?

Hollylujah!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Homer!

Homer who?

Homer-again!